Total disagreement. This is definitely your perspective and I'd say it's fairly incorrect. 

That was a good drum break!

I really hope white clam is here to stay.

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

I mean, the food bank donation is cool and all, but the best possible way to resolve a dispute over a 99-pack would obviously be to take one down and pass it around.

Thank you for reading!

Lanthimos has to keep working. If he goes for too long without securing a project, he’ll be turned into an animal of his choosing.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Not a single MCU album smdh

Chonk-E

Game State’s Haunted
What?

Deadspin forever.

Fuck off

I, too, enjoy twisting the narratives to feel morally superior.

What? It’s like saying “fuck pokemon for it’s normalization of animal fights” or “fuck Need for Speed for it’s glorification of illegal racers”.

OOooooh, have Chuck E. Cheese go all future minimalist. The entire inside of the building is made to look like an Apple store, everything is glass and white plastic. There are no chairs, rides, games, or food. In the middle of the empty white room is a pedestal with a holographic Chuck E. head, that just slowly…

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

“Perhaps you’re confusing Wizards with Sorcerers and Mages?”

I’m pessimistic about the number of people who also feel that way, sad to say.