Fuck off

I, too, enjoy twisting the narratives to feel morally superior.

What? It’s like saying “fuck pokemon for it’s normalization of animal fights” or “fuck Need for Speed for it’s glorification of illegal racers”.

OOooooh, have Chuck E. Cheese go all future minimalist. The entire inside of the building is made to look like an Apple store, everything is glass and white plastic. There are no chairs, rides, games, or food. In the middle of the empty white room is a pedestal with a holographic Chuck E. head, that just slowly…

I got it to hook all the Disney animation, MCU, Star Wars, and Pixar right into my veins.

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

“Perhaps you’re confusing Wizards with Sorcerers and Mages?”

I’m pessimistic about the number of people who also feel that way, sad to say.

I just made sure the site followed you on Kinja. If commentors start getting banned or grayed, make sure the writers, editors and union reps know over Twitter where they’re sure to see you. 

WeWork is just trying to follow their new “stick to esports” mandate

Phew! Thought we were in a fix, but I’m relieved to know we can just sit back and be shit bags. Thanks TadBravo!

I hear something similar happened with the Spanfeller/Maidment feud with HavingABrain. In the end they sided with BeingDumbshits.

Thank you to everyone at GMG. For 15 years you’ve been my home, day in and day out. Your work has always been appreciated. I root for all of you, and send my love. <3 

So umm, they just killed comments on Deadspin, didn't they?

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

As someone who is about to get married in a garden space in Austin next week I uh sorta wish you had just sent me an email

Oh, and before Jimbo and the G/OBros decide to purge the archive, I saved it in case it needed to be reposted on huffpo or the dailybeast along with the headline “G/OBros attempt censorship, don’t understand the internet is forever.”

Fixed! 

You should learn to read.