At the time, Parnas told the Miami Herald he had stopped paying because the team wasn’t living up to its end of an agreement that included a verbal promise to have a player hand him a signed team basketball at center court during halftime of a game in 2000.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

Please take this comment back to 1997 where it belongs.

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

FOUND THE ASSHOLE PACKER FAN

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

Have you considered writing 95 of these down and nailing them to the door of a church?

Insert your own Chris Berman sound effects; I know I did.

It was a terrible joke about the weed killer that people claim causes cancer

“Our platform is so good, you don’t even need it.” - Google

Among them were 48 PS4 and Xbox One games. Which he sold to GameStop for $335

You know, you’ve done a lot of swearing and a lot of “fuck this” and “fuck that,” but you’ve yet to offer up any resembling a suggestion or idea better than the one you’ve shit all over.

In response, let me just put out there - and I’m only saying this because I care - that there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

Can you please use the “NSFW” tag, please? Some of us have jobs. 

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Nah, TOM 1.0 walked during the intro all the time. The big deal was the fact that TOM 2.0 was unveiled as part of an actual storyline rather than just appearing out of nowhere, and coming into existence out of necessity because TOM 1.0 fucking DIED. 

If both guys get boners, then I think they should pick the flag back up. 

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.