The victory for Sivasspor served as Beşiktaş’ worst opening loss in Turkish Süper Lig history.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

The Bills exist, so yes.

Red red whine

If the bars in Dodger Stadium don’t start selling “Negrónis” made with blood orange vermouth and garnished with lemongrass, they’re missing a wonderful marketing opportunity…

Oh no the Amazon bots have come to Kinja! 

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

Hey, I think it’s all good. The best guitarist is the one who inspires kids to pick up a guitar.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

OK Story time from Uncle Bongo: Way back when Four Loko had caffeine my Aunt ventured to the big city (Madison, WI) to get supplies for a big “Cinco De Mayo” (pronounced like mayonnaise) since the only Mexican supplies in my home town came from Old El Paso. While in the liqueur department buying Corona she snagged a…

“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your passenger’s foot was severed off, but they didn’t understand their anatomy. They look down, they’re spurting blood, they open the door, and limp to the woods and either die bleeding to death or shock. The horny man looks down, finds the foot, and takes…

Jerry Jones is incorrect.  The educated man knows to use his blood to form the sacred symbols and call upon the dark power of the great old ones to assist him.  As the bile rises in his esophagus he knows to hold it in with all his might so as to not offend.  When the paramedics arrive, you stab the first one in the…

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

God damn it’s like I’m staring into the sun. 

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

I would say that this is some Angels In The Outfield shit, but the existence of this Orioles team actually negates the idea of God

~ Mrs TR4-250, Aug 08/2019 coitus review

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.