capt-johnstarr
Capt-Johnstarr
capt-johnstarr

So when I stood up, it was right in the gooch. It’s normally pleasurable for a man, isn’t it? The gooch.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

It was known as one of the fastest tracks back in the day, but that led to some pretty horrific collisions so at some point they outfitted all the horses running on that track with restrictor plates over their noses to limit their air intake and slow them down.

Big hit to Santa Anita. Hollendorfer’s horses were the glue that held that place together.

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Ray Ratto can’t wait for tonight’s NHL draft and the ill-fitting gray suits on uncomfortable-under-TV-lights prairie lads.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Don't forget the San Diego classics The Stuntman, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Almost Famous 

Obviously, ramon was a staple in my life, but I’d end up with 2/3 a loaf of bread in the fridge that I didn’t want it to go bad.

Yes. But that doctor was employed by the Golden State Warriors. 

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Pictured: Mickey Callaway

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

-I have been framed by Vic Morrow’s kids

Well, now we see the result of years of helicopter parenting.

have you never been able to feel joy or is this more a recent development?

Pictured: The suspect who put all the child porn on the InfoWars servers

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.