Capt-Johnstarr

6/18/19

Well, now we see the result of years of helicopter parenting.

6/17/19

have you never been able to feel joy or is this more a recent development?

6/15/19

Pictured: The suspect who put all the child porn on the InfoWars servers

6/14/19

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

6/14/19

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

6/14/19

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

6/14/19

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

6/12/19

Wouldn’t be Kotaku (or any of their sister sites) without some cherry-picking.

6/12/19

Hey! Owner of a Lonely Heart is a good song! And it isn’t by Asia, but my point stands!

6/12/19

Oh, it’s a thing.

6/12/19

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,”

6/11/19

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

6/11/19

Ah, well. This article’s headline is certainly some type of prescient.

6/10/19

Simple: spoon or fork up some of their meal and go: “Choo choo train pulling into the station... Open up! CHOO CHOO!”. If the patron turns away and/or spits up the food, you know they weren't into it. Otherwise, you just earned that 20%!

6/10/19

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

6/9/19

KD is going to play 6 minutes in game 5, be a -50 and then explode both Achilles. He'll then sign a super max contact with the Knicks.

6/9/19

Found the person this movie is about!

6/7/19

Dang, looks like this snowflake is easily triggered.

6/7/19

It’s Golden Corral, not Le Bernardin. She was probably dressed better than 90% of the customers.

6/7/19

Like, I’m just playing that 90s movie song in my head now.

PEW PEW DMM DMM DMM PEW

“MORTALLLLLLLLL WOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”