All of them have a headphone jack

All of them have a headphone jack

I had no idea about the d-pad issues until I read this article. I never really used the d-pad heavily in other games and thought that the occasional quick-drop was from an enemy attack. Brb, getting a screwdriver and tape.

I kept reading that as “1,200 fans” and I thought that was a stretch.

Those noodles are so dry they look like folded-over pieces of Juicy Fruit.

Seriously. Viejas or Sycuan are nicer.

I got to see this movie last night and I agree 100% with this review. I think it’s weird that they changed Tree’s shirt in the picture because in the move it says FML and not OMG. Seems strange to make that a press photo just to change the acronym when they could have used a different shot to show Tree and Ryan…

The only Ghosts ‘N Goblins game I ever beat was Maximo vs Army of Zin for the PS2. It was way more forgiving than any of the previous games.

Even without an internet connection they can still monitor how often syrup tanks are replaced in those machines and make assumptions based on that. They probably see a lot of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, orange, and vanilla turnover and extrapolate from there.

Great review. This thing reminds me of the Isuzu Trooper my uncle had when I was growing up (89, 3-door, short wheel base). That thing was tiny, stripped-down, a lot of fun off-road, and absolutely terrifying on the road. It was also dead simple to repair and cheap so he kept it until the frame rusted out.

In 1988 when the Orioles started the season 0-21, when they finally won a game the Baltimore Sun sports page read: “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’s!” That’s 21 O’s. It is absolutely sports journalists’ job to call out when the team they cover is shitty. Not only does it hold the team accountable, it’s funny for the rest of us.

San Diego: We don’t want you here, besides we’re too busy doing other shit

Back in the 90s they had an animated cat and dog mascot. I can’t remember their names (if they even had them) or anything about their dynamic, but I do remember liking them as a kid.

I’m looking forward to some really lazy CGI animation during a Sunday Night Football broadcast that compares Bengals head coach Zac Taylor to 12th President and tainted food aficionado Zachary Taylor.

I still don’t know why they shot the idea of playing in San Diego. Sure, no one in power really wants them there but there is a fan base that far south. The stadium is pretty junky but it’s good enough for college and big enough for the NFL and it’s not like Oakland Coliseum is the Ritz.

Did you know that the Angry Birds drink piss in the Angry Birds movie? Because the Angry Birds drink piss in the Angry Birds movie. There’s even a podcast about it called (if I remember correctly): The Angry Birds Drink Piss in the Angry Birds Movie.

This is the wholesome SD kinja I crave.

I’ve seen electric football games with better form.

I guess I’ll take my trilby and go home.

WHY ISN’T THIS CALLED THE BORNT IDENTITY?!