Almost had a stroke when I figured out the joke. +1.

While I agree you can get something better, your examples (except for older Land Cruiser) are totally different animals. The Rover was as much off road as it was country club (which is saying a lot!) Your picture is of a large station wagon with AWD.

I once called in hungover to work and still attended the golf outing the next day. Ballsiest thing I’ve ever done.