Some of us have been there since the very beginning of Swift. What the hell is she always squinting at?!

Wino forever

Meeting the parents feels like a LOT of effort for a fake relationship, but I’m super lazy so I’m biased.

Okay, but seriously. Meeting both sets of parents? Hiddleston constantly looking vaguely concerned?

You know I'm right.

The guy on the left is Calvin Harris, erstwhile DJ best known for dating Taylor Swift and, sometimes, for making music.

Him x 17m right now.

Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?

Also: has Taylor Swift always had boobage of that stature or is it a new development?

Please explain how her saying “LA face with an Oakland booty” is offensive in any way. It’s definitely lame, but is the level for internet outrage really so low?

I don’t think we want more explanation.

So, uh... Can we stop worshiping this shitbrick as some sort of legend now?

If I were in the Everglades yeah I’d realize it. Also, like, you know those big like gates over the back of pools in Florida to keep the gators out? That would remind me. But in Disney world? It just wouldn’t occur to me. I don’t live with them, so without the reminder of A. you are in the wilderness like the…

There won’t be a lawsuit. Disney always settles out of court and pays VERY handsomely when they do so. This family won’t have to worry about money for a very long time but I doubt its any consultation.

I know a lot of people are arguing that it should be common sense that alligators are in the water, but I wouldn’t have known that. Particularly not in a Disney Park - just wouldn’t have thought of it. The fact that these signs weren’t posted to begin with is amazing and to be honest, I think Disney didn’t put them up…

Says you! I just downloaded some shins albums in a fit of nostalgia

Target’s Cartwheel app and Red Card are my jam!

This makes total sense to me. Between clipping coupons and Target’s Cartwheel app, I routinely save 15-20+% on groceries, makeup, and cleaning supplies. Do I long for the day when $10 won’t make a huge difference to my bank account? Sure. But for so many of us who reached maturity during the recession coupons can be a…

Ye gods, that suit she’s wearing. I got 100 millisieverts of radiation just from looking at it for three seconds.

It's delightful.