Geez. Good luck to you, sir. :/ My dad's a former hippie, things were fine as long as my mom wasn't around. Luckily she cooled off some in her old age, perhaps because when I left home and my sister came out, she had to or she'd run out of kids.

I'm one of those fervent fighting game fans that are still holding out for this title.

...someone needs to find a GIF of Zoidberg with his hundred-dollar bill, and caption it with, "One art, please."

No it's way obvious. It's the same kind of shit I used to do on the Doomworld forums when I was a teen. You make a general statement which is outlandish, and when people catch you with out a rebuttal, you start making fun of them, just to piss them off.

It's Trolling 101, it's not even subtle or clever. He is the Larry…

Son, we get it. You dislike kotaku. But what do you think you're proving by acting like a prepubescent boy who's discovered trolling for the first time? You're not impressing anyone. So, do yourself a favor and make yourself scarce.

Obvious trolling is still shit posting.

I don't think anyone takes Kotaku all that seriously, especially not Kotaku.. it's not fucking the The New Yorker of video games or anything so don't treat it as such. I mean it's literally the Gawker of video games. I don't understand why so many people get so upset over something like Kotaku.. it fills a niche, not…

Kotaku pisses me off sometimes, this guy is way worse.

I stopped watching the moment he engaged that old chestnut about France and cowardice. Americans who have no concept of how much they owe France for not being at the very best a British Commonwealth and at worst a huge penal colony irk me. The French were our only voluntary allies during the Revolutionary War, we had…

black and white video

I want a game where you can play as Joachim Murat o.o

Try Mount&Blade: With Fire And Sword if your interests lean toward commanding an Enlightenment-Era army. You can even fire a musket in first-person perspective like a slow-burn FPS if you like.

ZING

Once I add the "dossiers" design (individual characteristics per person) I thought about having some people have a preference, but it's a risky thing to do (both design-wise and message-wise), so I must tread carefully.

A friend of mine who is a gaming journalist for a traditional rag actually tweeted this box art upon its release without initial comment (though the tone was clearly negative). I replied back, a little curious as to why he found it noteworthy.

please be about boba fett please be about boba fett please be about boba fett

How is this disturbing?

I expected the pics to be a lot more disgusting, but they look pretty much like what you'd see today except that machines would be doing some of the jobs and they probably don't make whatever those guys were stirring up with the boat oars. What is that? Some kind of hog slurry?

Turn off the autoplay, please.

"I'm Peter Baleish. I come from The Fingers. Give me five minutes and you will too."
-The Best Peter Baleish Pick Up Line Ever
(I dropped that one on my BF last night during the Sansa/Peter smooch and he lost it!)