Rowland can only laugh. “They’re like cousins!”

You sound like a guy who starts fights at bars.

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

Trevor tends to be at his best when he gets to really pull on his South African identity, so I think he has the potential to be sadly amazing the next however many years if given the chance. (And I so miss The Nightly Show ‘cause for all it’s flaws, it’d tended to be pretty good at intersectionality).

*Shockingly,* despite Trevor’s initially shaky performance, he is gradually improving as he gets more comfortable and gets a better sense of his own strengths. Who woulda thunk it! Such a bizarre thing, for a new late night host to require many months of practice before he gets his sea legs...

What is the proper way to snub a bathroom attendant?

This one’s better. More nooks and crannies to explore, more tombs, more environmental variety and a new crafting system that rewards scavenging and exploration. I thought the reboot was ok but was very impressed with this one. As I said in my write-up, it scratches some of that Metroid itch in terms of how it handles…

“Young lady who do you think you are? I am a white male born in these United States and argle-bargledy-boop!!!!”

Love ya, Uncle Joe, but you’re 74, and will be 78 in 2020. Time for the torch to pass to a new generation. Find a good candidate and put your moral weight behind him or her.

I think they should consider me for Secretary of State. I haven’t actually been out of the country, but I did have a passport (it expired, sad!). I have also watched a number of TV shows and movies set in other countries. I also learned German in high school (I’ve forgotten most of it).

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

Actually, that’s usually when people have psychiatric problems. I don’t think he’s trying to be manipulative. When you’re already under stress (like a tour, for example) a minor change in your support system can cause a mental break. What happened to Kim would qualify as more than minor,

I’m not as icked out by the age difference, but I’m icked out because it feels like Cheryl is taking advantage of an idiot kid who was rebounding from the break-up of his long-term relationship. This baby is coming at a really bad time in his career, when he is just about to launch his solo album. But then again, he…

Kellyanne reminds me of a worn-out, fucked up animatronic at a pizza restaurant where the one eye doesn’t open all the way.

Other people can’t smell that?

It is...and Tavarish is out on a cruise ship enjoying the sea this week. You know what they say...you cruise, you lose...or something.

Why was David Tracy’s suggestion of “100 broken Jeeps!” rejected?

Except that he promised to visit Pakistan. Which actually is an important diplomatic act. Obama refused to visit Pakistan to show his discontent with the inability of their leaders to control the Taliban and their continued aggressive acts towards india. Did he consciously mean to reverse long-standing US foreign…