jesus god yes. octopi are just big wet SPIDERS. aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

No no, not at all! See, the REAL story is just under the surface. Ellie has its tail now and it’s only a matter of time until she discovers the REASON Ted’s daughters react so poorly to him.

“Hmm," said Ridley Scott, "that cat gives me an idea."

if only it had sound you could hear the octopus whispering:

I feel so panicky for that cat. Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

Problem is, a lot of the so-called moderate Muslims aren’t doing enough to stop the radicals. Not to mention, even the moderates seem to hold pretty regressive views (regarding such things like apostasy, homosexuality, gender equality, etc.) and are pretty vehement about holding on to those views. When I see polls…

Right? Nine months of rape vs. forced pregnancy with your abuser’s child is the worst Would-You-Rather ever.

This makes me sick to read. ISIS needs to be stopped. Not “by any means necessary” because that would reduce us to their level, but with all the resources that we have.

I haven’t read the article. I don’t want to. The headline is shocking enough. I am very conflicted because I want America to do something about it, at the same time I do not want to send young men to die in the middle east. It is painful to say this but maybe we can’t fix the world (and yes I am aware that we have…

I’m going to get so much shit for this BUT, this is why I make my own detergent: dr bronners Magic Castile soap, borax, washing soda. Cheap as hell, effective, more environmentally friendly than 7th generation, works with cold water, is a great pre-treater, is gentle on delicates, and I love it. I switched 4 years ago…

Her secret is sodium lauryl sulfates, rubbed directly into the skin.

I’m just gonna chime in here. I’ve got twins. They’re teenagers now. The first 3 months are basically a blur I don’t remember - there was no sleep, lots of crying and sooooo much baby puke. But then the coolest thing happens - you get to not only watch them grow up and do cool things but you get to watch them develop…

I will say this... the only woman who wouldn’t panic after finding out she’s pregs with a Beiber-baby is a woman who has found out she is pregnant with a SCOTT DISIK baby on more than one occasion.

They should have used “Short-fingered Vulgarian” instead.

Just waiting for the grief he gets after being schlonged by a woman.

Feature, not a bug.

Hey sailor!

I much prefer Graydon Carter’s “short fingered vulgarian” vs this coked-up “someone with tiny hands” tag. The tiny hand moniker could even suggest Deadpool as opposed to Trump, but say “short fingered vulgarian” and we all know the exact asshole in question. Not sure, does Carter have a ™ on “short fingered vulgarian”…