I’m just gonna chime in here. I’ve got twins. They’re teenagers now. The first 3 months are basically a blur I don’t remember - there was no sleep, lots of crying and sooooo much baby puke. But then the coolest thing happens - you get to not only watch them grow up and do cool things but you get to watch them develop…

I will say this... the only woman who wouldn’t panic after finding out she’s pregs with a Beiber-baby is a woman who has found out she is pregnant with a SCOTT DISIK baby on more than one occasion.

I think the joke is that she doesn’t believe in Hollywood diversity and her installment would be the compromise - one black person who is completely OK with there not being any others.

you’re not black, right? you guys dont seem to get how common it is for any of us who think/talk/dress differently to be called uncle toms/not black enough. i am a very socially liberal AA woman but more financially centrist and i am constantly told im not black enough by half my cousins. it happens all the time.…

I don’t get it. Was that supposed to be funny? And is it just me or did the Oscars actually purposely drag out as many minority actors as they possibly could on such short notice? And the camera kept panning to minorities in the audience all night. It just felt weird and ackward. They dug up Louis Gossett Jr from I…

Most clueless moment of the night: when the Czech guy who made the holocaust movie got played offstage with the orchestra playing Richard Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries. That was quintessential.

My read on the joke was “the Oscars are so white that they think having Stacy Dash as a diversity outreach person simply because she’s black is a good idea. “ Which is a reasonably funny joke if you get the context. Bringing herher out on stage though kind of reinforced the point of the joke maybe? Like “the Oscars…

Is there like a translation available for those of us over 40?

You get all the stars just for linking to this

“Impossible for people to get home safely”? REALLY? There’s this cool new thing called “staying sober every once in a while,” it really helps with that whole getting home safely thing. Austin peeps should try it.

0_o Well, that’s some new nightmare fuel.

I’ve gotten to the point where I make up stories to my Lyft drivers. If we’re going to the airport, I always mention how my mom is watching the dogs (even if they’re really going to daycare). If I’m going out for the night, my husband or our roommate is home.