It’s funny he made that false idols comment without any sense of irony. I’m afraid he’s not only crooked but not especially bright and completely self unaware.

Remembering the envelope with “Mummy” written on it on Diana’s coffin still breaks my heart.  

Being Christian is to follow Christ’s teachings. Pence does not. He preaches hate and division and seeks the love of money; the root of all evil. Christ may have died for him; that makes Pence no more a Christian than any other spite-filled jerk. 

Christians are oppressed... says the party who wants to put women in jail for an abortion after 6 weeks.

IMO Christians aren’t nearly persecuted enough. Now excuse me while I go feed my lions.

The problem isn’t the fact they’re Christians; the problem is that they suck at actually honoring the teachings of Christ

you know, i will agree, being a christian these days is tough... because you see the mothefuckers running around saying this hideous, dark ages stuff and using the same name as you. and nobody has good quality chords to make a whip from anymore. Mathew chapter 23 has never been more true.

Her husband called Seth Meyers an anti-Semite. Fun times.

“According to the bill’s sponsor, Alabama Rep. Terri Collins, Republicans want a legal challenge, hoping that with an increasingly conservative court system, the bill will make its way to the Supreme Court and force them to reconsider Roe v. Wade. This is so fucking evil.”

I fucking hate all of these people. And that goes for every Republican lawmaker in my home state of Ohio, who are trying to pass similar bullshit here. The ONLY reason I stay in this godforsaken state is because my vote is needed, and these conservative pricks can kiss my shiny, liberal ass.

As a secular humanist, I will enjoy working alongside you in the toxic wastes to which we will be exiled once Gilead comes into being.  

Oh, they want worse. They want prisons filled with women who tried to abort their pregnancies.

Though, I do kind of laugh at the idea that this hurts him, and that some media companies were blasting this as some kind of “breaking news!” gotcha bullshit.

I’m prepared to be extremely amused if it turns out to be run-of-the-mill dick pics. 

Confirming what smart people already knew: trump is a shitwit who has never been good at anything or earned anything in his entire life.

also, cigarette butts are actually plastic!!!

No disdain, but it’s more effective to remind me that I’m throwing money out the window and have premature wrinkles. Just saying. 

Seriously. Smoking is revolting. Smokers are revolting. You smell awful, being within five feet of you is a measurably unpleasant experience. You make public transit even worse than it already is.

“My safety fragile little ego was in jeopardy at more than one time.”

Why was there no scouting?  Surely someone could have scouted and told them about the dragon and shipping killing weapons?  They are supposed to have highly trained soldiers in their ranks and NO ONE thought about scouting to see what was ahead?