Absolutely this. Anytime you see “illegal immigrant” anywhere it should be corrected to “asylum seeker.”

From comments and the internet, most Trump supporters think it’s a great idea to deter “illegals” and if they didn’t want their children taken away they shouldn’t have come here in the first place.

The thing about hypothetical alternate universe where Ted Cruz or Jeb Bush or one of the other horrific GOP goons was president is that a lot of these heinous policies would be the same. We would be separating children at the border, eliminating the ACA, gutting the EPA and probably shitting all over our allies to the…

I turn 35 next week, and I love the body positivity movement, but it does not apply to me. I miss carbs.

I thought Rose was a great character. It is sad that people are so awful.

Is this a real tweet?

My parents do that; however, it is not to save the environment, it is because they are olds. They refuse to learn how to text or get rid of cathode TVs.

The worst is when you see people coming out of Kroger with a cart full of single-item, double-bagged groceries.

Someone should send this directly to the fucking White House and drop it on 45's desk.

You know what y’all? Good for B. Many congratulations and here is hoping for a healthy pregnancy and a healthy, happy baby on the other end.

It’s totally bizarre, he could have taken a swing at Clinton! Maybe we should all be scared?

How anti-climatic. You would think that 45 would seize the opportunity to say something totally repugnant and sexist for the Memorial Day new cycle. Too bad indeed.

Trump is the backlash of our failure to properly address and eliminate racism. Some people just lost their shit when a black man was elected to our highest office.

This is the most tedious “will-they-won’t-they” story arc of all time.

Good.

The best is once the mussels are devoured, you soak up the remaining sauce with the bread.

The worst part about this is that it perpetuates nasty mythology that people who receive public assistance are cheating the system. People will point to this idiot fucking woman as a datapoint to cut programs that actually help people in need. Fuck her and her massive forehead.

I know I can google this, but since you are a noble and all I was wondering what the macronutrient and caloric difference was between oat and almond? Thanks, Sir Renard.

what in the ever loving fuck does “activated charcoal” mylk taste like?

Oh man, the other day I went to my local snooty cafè to order my almond milk latte (I’m just here for the protein and low calories y’all) and the barista literally sighed and rolled her eyes at me, “We don’t do almond milk anymore.”