I keep telling you, I could announce all the awards and keep the entire show under 30 minutes, but do they listen to me? Do any of you listen to me? No, no you don’t.

To be fair, I don’t think it matters what movie comes out in proximity to this one.

But if you cry sometimes

Duran’t always get what you want.

“Hardesty simply read every officer’s account of Lewis’ racist joke.”

I did! Outside of the genre and a few quirks (like your units getting critical strikes under certain conditions, like if your flier is over a mountain tile), this is a 1:1 recreation of Advance Wars.

Chin chininey, chin chininey, chin chin cher-ee

+ 0 vaccinations.

That’s why I love how Ed Brubaker and Warren Ellis threw shade at the Millar’s Captian America with Winter Soldier and Nextwave respectively.

This right here is basically when I threw The Ultimates across the room. What a shit book.

Hey, I like Thor a lot -- certainly more than Tom it appears -- but still less than The First Avenger, which I still feel is the most underrated of Phase 1...

I actually forgot that he played for the Nuggets.

Peterson’s throwing a lot of heat at the org, but at least it’s a dry heat.

A guy got mad about a food blog and looked up my wife’s and kids’ names so that he could casually mention them in an email as a way of terrifying me.

I came to write this.

It has broken at least one record: Gaga is the first female artist to have five #1 albums this decade.

He also wrote the op-ed.

Spot-on assessment (and I’m a DC guy). Baltimore city proper is good stuff.