This feels like one of those trick questions on the bar exam about standing.

Where is Francis?

They’re moving to Seattle, right? There’s no other explanation.

Someone has degree envy....

Doesn’t he hate Kevin Durant? I read that somewhere.

Do you know anyone who owns a pair of MeUndies?

“Ah yeah..... yeah..... yeahh.”

What was the Sega Dreamcast good for?

Been to one Phish show. That glowstick throwing thing is pretty cool.

Good acting.

Wait ...... does this mean Boogie Cousins is finally right about someone?

He liked Attack of the Clones?

At the Baltimore Marriott I was at a cocktail hour before a wedding reception. The Red Sox were in town, and Jason Varitek was there in his Affliction t-shirt, I ran up to him in the middle of a conversation he was enjoying, and told him that my favorite moment in 2004 was when he slammed A-Rod into the ground. He…

This was a lot of fun to read. 51 and 52 are my favorite.

Is everything coming up Milhouse?

Dan Patrick has also quietly kicked ass since leaving ESPN. I think he’s even better for it.

BLAME CANADA!

Jabari Parker went to Duke.

The lesson is never try.

The part where Earn throws up when he’s asking the club manager for money might be the hardest I’ve laughed at TV this year. I want much more of this show, and I don’t want an Entourage reboot.