RIP RQ-170.

I think she lost them when Alfred smacked them off her head.

To be fair, that Fiat wouldn’t look any different if it had been merely parked next to the lake for 40 years.

No, that’s not true. They took the shoulder pad budget from her pay.

“2001: A Space Odyssey”

You mean the time he used the Force after some training from Obi-wan and did a shot using the force on top of all the practice he had shooting womprats in his T-1-11 back home? That time? That is still better than not knowing anything about the Force and being the most powerful Jedi ever, or getting in a Falcon and…

Right. It’s the friends that are to blame, not the idiot wearing shorts and a tank top in January in Wisconsin while binge drinking.

I liked this movie the first time I saw it, when it was called A New Hope. Also, Rey is a Mary Sue. 2 seconds after finding out about the force is more powerful than any Jedi ever. 2 seconds after getting on the Falcon can fly and fix it better than Han or Chewy. The movie was a terrible reboot with gender and race…

Who gives a shit?

Come on. Really. Insult jokes are the easiest. For example.

Buy out Jezebel. Fire everybody. Hire all men. Pay them double.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone