If you ever need it, I will ALWAYS be up for being that person who posts what others cannot. ALWAYS.

Is tuition cheaper if I watch from the corner of the room...

1. Let he who has not sinned self pleasured furiously as a third party to your wife’s dalliances while you kick out students for far less cast the first stone unconditionally endorse Trump on the one week in a four year period where Trump desperately needs his hypocritical endorsement.

There is something about free cupcakes that makes people lose their goddamn minds. I used to have to run an event at work that involved free cake/cupcakes (as a part of a much much larger event of activities and such that were the actual point). People would line up outside, in feet of snow in the middle of february,…

If it gets bad I normally tell them that my kids are at home and want to be fed and see their parent. This normally reminds them that I’m a person, and they’re not going to fight a woman who wants to see their kids.

I can tell you, he probably does.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I heard his body’s got a way of just shutting that whole thing down.

That’s more my hope. I genuinely enjoy working in an office (usually) but it’s also great to have the flexibility to... not on days where it doesn’t make sense or even when you just aren’t feeling up to a commute.

It is a shame that the impression most people have of Stockdale was formed by his VP debate with Al Gore and Dan Quayle, because he really was an impressive guy. His hearing had been so damaged during his imprisonment that he wasn’t suited to be a campaigner, and was there mostly because the Perot campaign was…

This is a piece I needed to read right now. I keep vacillating between pretending everything will be fine in a few months and feeling despondent about the fact that nothing will ever really be the same.

I don’t like her because she is pretty and she has money’

This.

I got angry at a friend earlier this week who was trying to shame a person for charging $20 for the masks that they were sewing with custom fabric that they had designed (originally for a different purpose). I tried to make the point that it is not the responsibility of those of us with a passing understanding…

Open concept is bullshit. Here’s why.

There’s something the writer is missing about open-floor plans. She’s right that HGTV is selling control - doing what you want with your home. But that’s also part of the idea behind open-concept floor plans. I watch a lot of HGTV and home design shows and whenever a homeowner is explaining why they want open plan,…

I have done a lot of renovation to my 1927 home over the 15yrs I’ve lived in it.

Bless your heart that was fun!

This is amazing. 

Personally, I find more healing power in Cabernet.