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No, see, it’s different. The bride is Not Like Other Brides. We know this because she said so.

Ha! I was a skeptical bride before skeptical brides were cool. I never expected to get married, so when it finally happened it was a pleasant surprisebut I was over 40 and had very clear ideas about what I *didn’t* want, starting with the white frothy dress and the traditional trappings of a “dream wedding.” And my

Out of the brides I am familiar with, David’s falls into this weird valley. The two monied brides I know wanted a more expansive experience than David’s can give. They flew multiple times to international cities to shop wedding gowns and bridesmaid dresses at boutiques I’ve never heard of, with assigned personal

In a few decades the doctors will sell their cheek fat back to them. 

As someone who's battled mental illness for 35 years... Yeah fuck that guy.

Is it just in human nature to freeze in the face of a threat and try to appeal to authority? I’m no hero, to be clear, but I can’t help but to think if one person actively said “no” to someone who is abusing their power then so much of this behavior wouldn’t have the chance to fester and escalate. If more than one

He is a truly terrible human being. That’s it. No more thought pieces, no more “yeah but he was close with his mom when she died”, or “you don’t understand mental illness”. He is an entitled, self absorbed piece of shit.

I am fairly sure RNs have lost their licenses for merely posting dumb TikTok’s, but you can be an MD who pushes actual harmful anti-science views with absolutely zero professional repercussions whatsoever.

Why is everyone so weird about this one?

All we need is for Ivanka to leave Jared for Kanye. Then our national nightmare will be complete.

And I’m here for ALL OF IT!!!*

TBH, this looks like the other girls were already assembled for the pic and Kimberly was like “oh hai!” and inserted herself in, at which point Ivanka was like ‘um, suure, Jan’ (whispers to photographer) “I’m cutting her azz out later anyway”, and away they went.

Especially a middle of the day wedding that looks like it was at least partly outside? It’s not like when when us normies get invited to a 7pm, “cocktail attire” wedding and we pick between the three, black, cocktail dresses we already own to wear to the event. Maybe Kimberly couldn’t afford a new dress and had to

Not gonna lie, the cropped photo is definitely better. As mind boggling as those sleeves are on LT’s dress (seriously wtf), at least the silver color is muted enough to not be jarring with the other dresses, unlike that black batwing monstrosity.

Jesus, I was so focused on the little Evil Wednesday Addams on the right that I totally missed that. She looks like the kid in Big after he turned back to a 12-year-old.

It’s an especially bad look when you are next to Marla and Melania, two women in their 50s, baring glorious biceps.

Not a lawyer but I do have a history of cracking open the bones of business borrowers in bankruptcy and sucking them dry.

Well, yeah - shouting “where’s Nancy??” while attacking her husband is a pretty clear indicator that it was politically motivated. Absolutely horrifying.

Chris Farley was one of the weird SNL reactionaries that have all gone insane now. He was friends with Mancow. Anyone from the Chicago area knows what a bummer that revealation is. Tommy Boy was funny, though.

God spare me the ramblings of yet another entitled mediocre white man. I read the most poignant tweet yesterday and wish I could tell you who wrote it but it essentially said it took $9M for Perry to get off drugs but we’re all wondering why the people in Appalachia can’t get it done. The actual nerve of this guy. 

America, can you just hold onto James Cordon for a little while? We’re going through some shit at the moment and we don’t need any more problems