Now I’m imaging Liev Schreiber sanding my floor and suddenly it got very warm in my apartment

Strong hands = ...

Traditionally the word for your half-sister’s ex-husband is “that asshole”. The word for your half-sister’s ex-husband once removed is “that asshole, you know who I mean.”

This may actually get me to watch the Red Carpet...

Two words, Glenn & dumpster

Oh my god. It’s so trite, but I’m really happy she survived and is healthy now. Serena Williams is one of the few - possibly the only - celebrity who has shared details about her pregnancy and child rearing in a way that is honest, not for self promotion, and not humble-braggy.

I’m impressed with her advocacy on this.

has cast uncanny look-a-likes of Princess Diana and the Queen.

Yeah, I definitely think from that picture but then I looked up a high res and up close it looks even worse:

SURYA BONALY

Surya Bonaly. She was fucking incredible.

You are thinking about French skate Surya Bonaly who could do a backflip and land on one skate.

That is maximum Russian-ness right there.

“To be honest, Stalin’s performance of this theme brought us considerably more enjoyment.”

+1/2 life

“...they were watching a skater perform a program about ’the flight of the soul’ as it leaves someone’s body at the point of ‘clinical death.’”

We also have to remember that this is business and reputations. I have been in professional situations where the SJP was an absolute cunt to work with and everyone knew, but within the field everyone propagated the belief that the SJP was an amazing and brilliant person who you would be blessed to work with. Publicly…

Can I also add that a lot of the people that pull these kinds of scams are older people? My company did an event that cost $30 a ticket and we had some many older people (think 60s and up) coming up the the most obviously fake stories to try and get out of paying.

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.

Ex-retail here, too. Big box home improvement center division. Tools were always a big one. Guys would bring back power tools beat to hell 6 months after purchase. I once had an argument with a guy who was trying to return multiple sheets of plywood that he had cut to the wrong size at home and wanted to swap for new…