“I only came to a Billy Haisley article to shit on Billy Haisley. Thank you for your attention.”

I think he’s just deflecting. He’s obviously worried about your Mom but doesn’t want to talk about it with you for fear of losing it in front of his son.

Now that Spurs are out of the Champions League, they can get back to the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

Expected two things when I clicked on this:

1. For the article to be way longer than it needs to be.
2. For the article to make it feel like one of the richest and most successful teams in the world with many of its greatest players was a genuine underdog.

Not leaving disappointed.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

Holy Crap!

Fantastic article. Soooo happy to come read this and NOT see someone recommending to let your kid sleep with you. Ever. Extreme illness can possibly be allowed as a RARE exception. I can count on one hand (with fingers left over) how many times my kids have spent a night in my bed. Don’t even keep the babies in the…

You are correct. Other than animal products, the only thing vegan food cannot contain is flavor.

I have a few quibbles, but on the whole I think you pretty much nailed it.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Why are we still having these things?

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

Probably Holland, 1945, which explains why I’ve never been good at sports.

Larry Bird was a slightly lesser Dirk against worse competition with less longevity

Raspberry #1? BLASHPEMOUS, look, Raspberries are the goddamn worst.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

If there’s any deserving party of the remaining Champions League teams, it’s Gianluigi Buffon. If Monaco can’t win it (and I hope to god they do because they are easily the most entertaining team in Europe right now) I hope Juve finally get one for Gigi.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

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