BUT NOT ANTI-SEMITIC- wait…

SARCASTIC HANDCLAP, INTERNET!

Look at the big fancy with the name-brand car! I'll take my Hinda any day!

(tosses a Tiffany lamp over the neighboring fence)

It had a t-top on its Edelbrock intakes! It had an overhead cam and glasspacks! It had a cup holder on the nitrous tanks!

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much…I wanna hold you 'til I die, til' we both break down and DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.

An' he come up with a whole system!

We've been trying to find a legitimate use for them for generations now. Turns out we don't really need to find a delivery system for meth, high-fructose corn syrup, gasoline-powered leaf blowers and stupid bumper stickers; those things move themselves.

Woulda been funnier if they started off their shows with it, don't you agree?

Readin' Cap'n Billy's Whiz-Bang!

The Today Show is also a remake, turns out.

WHAT A TWIST!

The monkeys that fly out of my butt all got together with an infinite number of typewriters, and they wrote a pretty okay 'Hamlet: The Bible.'

Reverend Doctor Mister Lady MacBeth Jr. Blvd.

That'd be a trend I'd applaud in movie nomenclature: only using Mondegreens for your source material.
From Def Leppard: "But you hurted me, yes you did." A movie titled, YOU HURTED ME.
From Culture Club: "Lovin' would be easy if you cannibalized my dreams." A movie titled CANNIBALIZE MY DREAMS, and so on.

Steve Railsback! Gig Young! Tab Hunter! Victor Mature! Rock Hudson! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE MAN NAMES ANYMORE?

You mean Normandy these days? Because I bet that's pretty sweet.

No.NO! The Sunshine Band is just fine! And- oh, wait.

The guitar/bass/drum break in "Pictures of a City" is something all involved get a lifetime pass for.

"She kicked The Emperor of China…in the BALLS?"