"I have finished now," also would have sufficed.

And now I know he killed Bob Crane!

I don't give a shit about the show, either. But seriously; why don't you just kick it in the kneecaps and let it go at that?

"And what do you call that act?"
"The Holocaust!"
(boiiing!)

Like a zzbrt, but sort of ggfrlk.

Hey, at least somebody CARED, right? Jeez!

HOT TAKE!

I'm listening…

In which she played "Paim," which is how Mark Harmon says "Pam." She shared top billing with "Old Dog."

"Hi, I'm Courtney Thorne-Smith. Do you have problems with thorns? We all do…"

Except in this case, it's Everyone except you.

Yes, it's a stupid and arbitrary comparison.

How do I like apples? Always been an orange man, m'self!

Boy oh Boy: if you could get M-M-Mel and Ray Jay Johnson together for a One-Note Joke-Off…
EDIT: And Foster Brooks!

Your neighborhood has a miser, too? What is it, Oletimeytown?

"I'm concerned about the missing teens…somewhat less so for their companions."

If you can make a cake, you can bake a bomb!

I c@n't!

It would be somewhat counter to the spirit of insults to try to keep it respectful, I feel.
"You're a reprehensible cis-female!"

Best thing I ever read on the subject of editorial cartoons: "If the headline were 'Hitler, 102, dead in Argentina after choking on baby flesh,' the editorial cartoon would be a swastika crying one tiny tear."
Might magazine, sometime late '90's.