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Cap'n Tragedy
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"Sandwich-inspired product."

You can refuse to make B-L-Steves on religious grounds.

Not in my air force, bub!

Fucking Topekans: how do they live with themselves?
But is it not true that in its first introduction to American cultcha, the hot dog would have been called a Frankfurter Sandwich? Just as the burger was the Hamburger Sandwich?

Does it not bleed? Does it not scream like a sandwich, when you eat it? Does it…possibly I am no longer talking about sandwich…

Now, if you wrapped the resultant mess in a tortilla…

However: the meatball sub paradox! How say you?

Funny thing; those are called tortas.

Time is a flat sandwich.

Yet again, We All Lose With Beck.
This occurs to me as being his slogan when he runs in 2028.

Will nobody stand up for the Wuss and Loser communities?

Yeah, is this a "limbs + ? = profit" style scenario?

I'm not liking all this intolerance toward dorks, mister!

I'm not liking your intolerance toward 19th century rubes very much!

Interesting how often people forget that about Clinton. He was a little unpopular, not too long into his first term, so went n' blew up an ammo dump in Iraq. Then people loved him again. My hometown paper ran the story with the headline, "TAKE THAT!"

Or perhaps, "First Draft LOL"

So I'm hopefully.

Though I think you can say there's right-wing ideological purity purges, too. They're why there's maybe one and a half moderate Republicans left at the national level.

strawpersonx!

Hey! You're supposed to say 'Latinx,' now, racist.