"OH, CATMAN SCROTHERS!- damn. That was quick."

Myself, I demand pure burger, and sneeze on the bastard that brings me bun.

"Five Stars! Best movie of the year!" - Peter Travers review

Richard Grieco in "Bourne Stands Around, Sneering."

On the left there: Chloe Eudaly! Hipster City Council-person!
My friend lost his virginity to her, for whatever that's worth.

I cannot tell you how often I am essentially forced to discuss the bespoke doughnut thing with touring road crews: they all wanna get Voodoo: I tell 'em they really want Blue Star, but really honestly they're all just fuckin' donutz man, and…

"Weird-Ass" Joe Green

Unless all junkies are Chinese, which I don't believe is true.

He wanted to teach the world to sing! And hates Pepsi!

Activists: always funny!

"But this tastes like…"
"You got it! CORN!"

The McCheese Administration has become a dangerous and embarrassing joke!

I once voted for Ted Wheeler simply because he was running against another county commissioner I hated. This was the beginning of his long path to victory.

And thank you for leaving the phrase "handsomely if stiffly mounted" to be lodged uncomfortably in my brain, all night long.

I, over here, would like to offer a bit of thanks on behalf of the rest of us…

Some settling of product may have occurred, too.

And anothaaa! Filibustering, sir!

Oh, here we fucking go.
Hey, you're right: too long. But I did read.
Still too long; said nothing.

HEY, WELL, THIS ONE GUY UP THERE SUGGESTS THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU DON'T *WATCH* IT, AND UH…that's what you're doing, which is a pretty reasonable response, really. It's kind of a stupid show.

My cold, dead dactyls!