You guys suck!
What are we talking about?

It's like several otherwise-nice grammas all cried out in fear, then failed to go silent.

The First Amendment! Which means YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M STUPID ON THE INTERNET, I believe!

This is why we're legally barred from even being OFFERED nice things!

"Well, that's funny; 'cuz I'd like to tell you a little story about a Horse…with No Name…"

"COME BAAACK! COME GET YOUR MANDATORY HARRASSSMENNNT!"

Dennis Miller: even right wing audiences decided they couldn't put up with him. Love that epitaph.

It was like the Battle of the Cronut, but far, far worse.

And white hangs around those people like the grim reaper.

It wasn't his fauuult! They liiieeed to hiiim!
As he did that anti-victory lap/apology tour during the final years of his life, I kept thinking: If you're such a fucking genius, you are aware of when you're being lied to, as well.

Yer lookin' at a former unelected pol-i-tic-ian here, boys! Feast yer eyes!

Yeah, that probably explains the average Trump voter's decision-making process: "Wellll…Wittgensteiiin…"

"How is your lack of belief in central air a boon to your chosen career in HVAC?"
"….Hey, there's a brown guy! Git 'im!"

DOWNVOTED!

Wait, so yer like, 124 years old?

Curiously, he and Sanders' both had billboards that made the same exact point about their candidates: "Billionaires Can't Buy Bernie," and the far more spookily worded "Lobbyists Can't Control Him," with a picture of Orange Julius Caesar there.

And nobody cares how young and handsome you are if you limp and have a speech impediment.

Been waiting a while to say this, but: you sayin' yer a wreck, Edmund?

I believe you call that 'Ani.'

OH, LOOKS LIKE THE SO-CALLED 'TOLERANT' SPACE ROBOTS ARE…