They generally just slink away.

More than tongue can tell.

If there isn't already, I want there to be a Billy Joel Song generator.
"(Ethnic Generalization or Generational Cliche) is (in some way way disenfranchised) which causes (Bold Statement of Defiance/Long, Regretful Lament), or…

Without having gone and read the thing yet, I totally assumed that it's a reference to "Lo and Behold!" from 'The Basement Tapes:"
"What's the matter, Molly dear?
What's the matter with your mound?
What's it to ya', Moby Dick?
This is Chickentown."

Harsh Realm, Lamestain. We're just kicking it on the flippity-flop.

And certainly, every annoying American one encounters has decided 'cheers' is a good way to end their sentences.

"A washed-up man in a small American town must face death, but it was all in his head."
Ooh, I hate these sad-bastard, Bruce Springsteen songs.
"A very rich soldier in an empty town can't find anyone, and she never recovers."
Hey! It's that one singer-songwriter lady I'm making fun of in the above sentence!

"Ohh ho ho JImmy! You won't be killing yourself with that pistol. The firing pin is made with -that's right- zinc!"

And Shatner needing to find some dill!

Irregardless, it's an apples-to-apples comparison.

A mall store called "Purchaseables."

That's Bluecoat talk!

Ask your doctorcologist.

It was a sled all along! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELLL!

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH MY COUSIN!

"Indiana Jones and The Pompatus of Love!"

Eh, she's off Educating Rita, Killing Zoe, Chasing Amy, Waking Ned Devine; you know.

And 'The Witch' definitely had a plot. It moved pretty quickly, too. I suppose you could say that it had a plot where it was difficult at times to know what was actually happening, but…
Are we just in the period where everyone's done liking the thing, now all the voices will be disliking the thing for a while?

This is the sort of personality that is deeply disappointed each December 25th, I think, at the continued absence of the Great Pumpkin.

More proof that you're just a troll. Yawn.