Everybody kinda dealt with that argument several hours ago, and were waiting, I guess, for some twelve-year-old or another to make it…

Do we have to pick one?

Dis"prove" him? It's bad enough this idiot's all whiny about how mean everybody's being to poor Milo, but now he's making some sort of irrefutable argument?
No. Milo just likes bothering people; he admits this every time someone interviews him. So don't lie to yourself about what his ass is doing, and certainly don't…

Er, you were just proved wrong up there, whiner.

"Why even bother wasting everyone's time to type such meaningless tripe.?"
The…A.V, Club?

CH2M HIll.

Shieldsandyarnellopoose?

A Prick-me-Dainty!

The phrase "Socialite Garbagefly" springs to mind.
As does "Jailbird Vixen."

Depends. Are you doing it for sincerely-held faith-based reasons?

Ever noticed how most bedwetters have no idea what socialism is?

Nope! Haven't noticed that! Thanks!

You're joking, I think but…why cease your lack of belief in deities, when all you had to do was fail to condescend?

Many of them claim to know the inner thoughts of the creator of the universe. But I'm the "elitist" here, somehow.

I'd love to be. And that isn't what I was doing.

But…ALTERNETTT!

Christ, you're stinkin' up the joint today.
And yet you can still go on! And On! AND ON!

I don't like him because he's shitty at his job.

GODWIN'S LAW IS NAZIISM!

Eh, it's okay. If you find his shit funny, you've had some important shit removed from your skull, and it'd just be wrong to pile on, etc. etc.