I went to San Diego zoo recently & was being eye fucked by the dominant male. There were 80 people checking out the exhibit & this dude is just chillin in the back. gansta leanin against his fake cave opening. That fucker tracked me as I walked from one end of the paddock to the other. Did he move a muscle? Turn…

Still curious why DS writers seem intent on labeling 'protestors' and 'Rams/Cardinals fans' as separate entities. Isn't the banner in the above picture identifying them as Rams fans?

As someone who spent their first 26 years of like in Missouri and is a lifelong Cardinals fan, I highly support this message. Francis Slay is an embarrassment, and I have no idea on God's green earth why he keeps putting out these dumb press releases whenever someone as much as steps on the heel of the Cardinals…

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

You sure do bitch about white people like a white person.

We're nearly at peak "issue white people pay to attention to in an effort to buy social capital." I don't have a dog in this fight, either way I could not care less, but it'll be interesting how long the #outrage persists if Snyder continues to defy.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When…

I believe the number of observations of them being non-shitty is too small to draw any statistically firm conclusions.

All three written by one person.

We need to accept, at this point, that Deadspin feel compelled to be the biggest LeBron apologists on the face of the earth.

The Spurs have some big balls trolling the biggest fan base in the NBA, whoever that might end up being.

NO!! ONLY DEADSPIN WRITERS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN!!

Is Deadspin still mad as fuck that Lebron didn't win? Get over it already, worse than Cardinal fans the lot of you in that staff.

Tom, you seem like a nice enough guy, but it's pretty obvious that you and I have much different definitions of the word "stupid."