of the ears

It’s lying clowns all the way down.

“If this is anyone but Alice Cooper, you’re stealing my bit!”

Great piece. I don’t mind the “Skip Intro” button being there and don’t think it should go away after ignoring it for a few episodes, because while I watch the intro for a show most of the time, I might get cranky when I’m several episodes into a binge watch and have seen it too many times.

Any, I repeat, any article about Marilyn Manson requires the re-post of one of my favorite Onion articles ever:

Marilyn Manson: “Sure, Justin, I’ll come to one of your shows.” Little does he know that years from now I will reap my vengeance when I die having never gone to one of his shows.

Bieber: Remember when I told you I made you relevant again? I lied.

Do you get paid by the word? Or did you turn on speech-to-text, and then dictated a piece for ‘This American Life’. Man-oh-Manischewitz was this a long-winded go-nowhere rant. “I love title sequences, and am sad, but understand why a data-driven service has stymied them.”

Fantastic.

But not as meta-fantastic as me…

That is a problem. And not a problem I’m in a position to solve.

Volume is turned down on video at work, but I can assume Andrew WK is now working at a light manufacturing facility?

Fucking idiots.

In all fairness though, AV club has always covered this stuff. And their snark works well which is why I enjoy reading them. I do agree that it’s new layout makes it difficult to differentiate with those other awful sites. Jezebel is definitely the worst.

Here’s what I don’t get: this is not, in any way, “entertainment-related,” which is what the “About” section of this page claims to be the content of articles posted here. Fine, whatever, I don’t really care about that; if I don’t want to read an article, I’ll skip it rather than crying about it.

Man, you hear so many snowcloned jokes about somebody having their picture in the dictionary next to something shitty, but you so rarely see it actually play out. You get to be that guy, Turner!

It’s like a nautilus shell and you want to press your ear against it and hear the ocean.

They could just go balls out and do an extra hour long Clue ending.

Hi I’m here totally randomly just to say that Ruth Negga’s dress in the article pic is freakin’ awesome.

Just the very fact that Ruth Negga is reliant upon someone like Seth Rogen for jobs is something I’ve thought about a lot these past few weeks.

Starr has Jesse’s soul because Hoover took Jesse’s soul out of the Saint of Killers, to make him immune to the Word again. The show hinted at this when Hoover looked at the manual for the soul machine last episode, and Tulip flipped through it in this one.