only about 400 fans showed up

“Human Jock Jam” Bahahaha. Nice.

Kevin: Gronk, what are you going to the party as for Halloween?
Gronk: Gronk is going as fun.
Kevin: You mean the band Fun.? That’s pretty good.
Gronk: No, Gronk is going as fun.
Kevin: Uhm, you mean Phun, like the physics engine...
Gronk: The fizicks?
Brady: Kevin, Gronk is just going to the party to have fun.

Damn, I do love me some quiet. I had no idea it was a white person thing.

I tune in every week for “Jim Tomsula’s Life Hack of the Week!”.

That’s the sad thing about DFS -it’s actually incredibly fun, and maybe even worth the ridiculous amount they charge you to play. Would be perfect if the shady-ass sites didn’t sell it as a way of becoming a millionaire.

That’s actually one thing that I’ve liked about baseball: They’ve avoided the pressures of BIG FAMILY in their marketing. Heck, the current set of ads running are Vines including Joey Bats’s batflip, Cubs fans taunting St. Louis fans with the “W” flag, and Mets fans taunting Cubs fans with a goat.

They…

Nothing worse than scouring around a floor for shreds of Reese’s or Hershey Kiss foil.

The Aristocrats?

“Football is family. I’m well on my way to fielding a 53-player roster.” — Philip Rivers

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

Knowing JPP’s talent, I’m sure getting those sacks will be a hell of a lot easier than counting them.

He was probably just there to pick up all the toys Tim Kurkjian made.

Someone should’ve told Cueto his father was dead after the game, just to fuck with him.

I, for one, am disappointed with the number of dongs in this WS. I mean, Gordon’s was huge and came at the perfect time, but I’m hungry for more.

I cannot possibly imagine that anyone would have thought game 1 was boring even from a box score. Home run bottom on the 9th? Changes in the lead (or ties) on what 5 occasions? Come back win for the home team? Game 1 was like every 12 year old’s dream there were a million heroes.

Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds are SO bad at announcing.

1) Because it’s as valid as any religion

I feel like Dark Knight was properly hyped, though. People killed to see it.