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Am I the only one who has noticed that none of the kids in the class reacted? It was as if they were saying to themselves, “thank God that stupid Bitch is out of here.”

This is just like Adrian Peterson to switch the blame to something else.

•Eventually give up on humans because people are shit, and fuck it, we're all gonna die alone anyway

He doesn’t suck. People who say that can’t separate a bad team from a bad player.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

This really shakes up the Minnesota program.

I don’t know about the male parts, but I know who should play the female leads:

Marc Trestman was kind of like an anthropomorphized, apologetic whisper that someone stuck a Bears hat on.

It was a weird two years here.

Hey cut Ratliff some slack here, Andy Reid doesn’t appear to care about the game clock either.

Hopefully his metaphorical beard is more believable that that gross, patchy-ass literal one.

Why the hell are you surprised that WHUF switched to a dog dining story? Who do you think WHUF’s target audience is?

Sorry, too busy dissing my dog

viewers were THANKFULLY listening to Matt Vasgerian and John Smoltz on the international feed.

Two things: Did anyone else immediately go to something terrible happening?

“I recently joined The Grinder, Harold, and I’m not sure whether I missed something, but it’s been nothing but non-stop hunks telling me what a pretty, pretty boy I am.”

If it’s true that he didn’t know while he was pitching, that means someone leaked that shit before Volquez was informed. And that person needs to be hunted down and set on fire, because that means that dude was pitching game 1 while the whole world knew about his father’s death before he did. And that's fucked up.

Insert joke about Gordon Freeman being slow because he hasn’t gone anywhere in eight years.

Half-Life 3m/s

I keep diced (3 kinds), crushed, sauce, and paste in the pantry. It really revs my wife’s motor knowing that I can provide for all her tomato-based needs.