Yet they were in seven of them in one game.

HOF name, though.

It would seem using your thumbs/fingers and hand-eye coordination to play a video game is inherently inferior to using your thumbs/fingers and hand-eye coordination to shoot a basketball or swing a bat.

Godwin’s Law achieved. You’re done for the day.

If only there had been a random pedestrian Good Guy With a Gun and then that person could have shot the cop after he shot Mr. Jones. Then we’d have some Justice.

If only Vince Wilfork stated that Boldin was family, and if only they’d included that in this piece. Oh wait, they did.

Drink.

I think coaches all have their damn fullbacks or #2 TEs on their DFS teams and scheme goal-line touchdowns for them.

Hee hee, Stifford.

“I’m just incensed at this notion that the D.C. media is somehow racially biased in their coverage of the quarterbacks of the Washington Redskins.”

I don’t know that I’d have thought of that. Might be worth bringing my press into work...

I don’t know that I’d have thought of that. Might be worth bringing my press into work...

So what’s your method to heat the water at work?

So what’s your method to heat the water at work?

Fuck the DH.

WHAT DO YOU TELL A KINJA COMMENTER WITH 2 BLACK EYES?

Ray Rice wore purple as a member of the Ravens :]

Because it’s a phenomenal troll/local sports radio guy HOT TAKE.

Takeaways:

If he doesn’t want to be called Muscle Hamster, I think we can settle on Lemmiwinks instead.

Hobby Lobby University?

Not anywhere close to what it is now, though. It’s ubiquitous.