It puts the lotion on its skin or else it goes bankrupt again

Group of old white men give Blackmon a butt load of money to stroke massive dongs while they watch.

Yeah, you’ll never hear “bawitaba” without thinking of rain delay jerking off ever again, motherfucker.

“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain

That’s right folks, John Kruk sodomized Mitch Williams. Mullet on Mullet action.

or is Kid Rock actually Kruk on meth?

John Kruk or Kid Rock with the mumps on Halloween?

Geezus.

Can we get the back story on this guy? It’s been on my mind for years.

That’s the purposeful gait of a Schiano Man right there.

Imagine being so tone-deaf that you think the fans are mad about Schiano being a crappy coach instead of him being a generally terrible person. After getting hit with Title IX violations for handling sexual assault cases Curry thinks it’s a good idea to hire someone who is widely considered to have been complicit in a…

The only thing that could possibly have made this better were if Lane Kiffen were texting shit to Currie, too (and TBH I’m a little disappointed he didn’t).

Never forget that Currie ended up back at Tennessee as AD with all those “wackos” because he tried to push Bill Snyder out the door in KSU and replace him with Leavitt, the guy who assaulted one of his players at USF and got fired for it. Currie went after Snyder and lost and ended up back at Tennessee despite…

There’s a big difference between friendly exchanges between reporter and source that look a little bad an a reporter doing PR, no matter if said PR matches previous on-record stances. As an editor, I would not look kindly on Wolken here.

Seriously. The person looking the worst in all of this is Hoke by a far.

Hoke texting in all caps was honestly the funniest part of this whole story for me

Sidenote, how the fuck does Greg Schiano have a job? At least in college football, if he was assistance or DC in the pro, who cares that mercenary bullshit. But a University would employ him after Penn St? I know he denies knowledge, but Mike McQueary turned out to be a fairly credible witness.

How many beers did Chuck have before that? I mean, talk about "Driving Under The Influence".