because transubstantiation is ridiculous...am i right? i mean the blood of christ, the invisible man in the sky...drinking it...? invisible jesus in the sky and a book that is the word of god...checks out.

we’ve been in the sports commentator dark ages for a while now

watch #73. what an effort! lmao

If it wasn’t dead you killed it when you typed the word Shirtlessness

i dreamed i had to score blow for aerosmith last night before a concert in el salvador

He DID poke him in the eye. HAHAHAHAHA

tageting

My wife said, “Could have been the gardener.”

oh my god i’m just laughing so hard right now

i wonder how many swimmers and softball players get a full ride though

You obviously haven’t been paying attention.

POOSY!

we know why Cruz is still on board, Trump just grabs hiim by the pussy everytime he tries to leave, cause when you’re a star like Trump...

this reminds me of another bus ride...with a star

i just can’t stop laughing

billy bush...just saying that name has me in tears right now

if you ain’t choking, you ain’t PLAYING TO WIN. i choke, bite, gouge, poke, pull, punch, claw, spit, elbow, knee, bend shit backwards, pinch, and i especially go for the eyes, fingers, and dick/balls.

harballs eats boogers while having his dick collectively sucked. i wish i could get my dick collectively sucked today.

that is what happens when you go WHITE POWDER RAFTING during your presidential campaign

7 to 4 as far as i can see