I just have this vision of the Knicks winning the draft lottery, then discovering that — somehow, some way — they’ve managed to misplace all their draft tokens and so receive no players whatsoever.

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

Ron Artest isn’t in the league.

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

I can’t believe Ron Artest is still in the league.

I was at the game, hoping for history that Russ would get triple double number 42 on the year and beat Big O’s record. And I have to say, he really does have very, very little NBA-caliber help on that team. Westbrook himself had a pretty terrible game but the Suns just looked much smoother offensively (67 percent…

That last sentence. Those recommended stories. Cruel.

Honestly, I don’t understand the uproar. 7 people were killed by US missiles yesterday. We even gave their allies warning before launching them.

While I’m certainly not itching for World War 3, I’m a little sympathetic to some people who see this as a preferable alternative to the previous Syria policy of “Maybe Assad will get bored of killing his own people?” even if it risks larger problems.

There’s not going to be a war. What happened was this: Assad stupidly went full Saddam and committed an atrocity that the West couldn’t just ignore, Trump saw an opportunity to gain back political points(the Repubs are struggling in a KANSAS election, ffs), Putin will make noise but is happy to see his puppet get back…

At least we still have Verlander and Upton.

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

Raptors took two last year, and they are arguably better this year.

A terrible NBA owner and a New York lawyer get into an argument. Who’s the asshole?

Over the past four years, Pelfrey had a record of 15-37 with a 4.97 ERA with the Minnesota Twins and Detroit Tigers; his performance was worth 0.3 wins above replacement in that time.

Task: Analyze and evaluate a Bill Simmons quotation.

That Bill Simmons entry was cringeworthy, even by his “standards”.

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.