This is what happens when you only breed female raptors.

Is Gordon Hayward Good Enough To Give The Warriors Some Trouble?

Gordon Hayward looks like a Pixar version of himself. Somehow.

Only sort of related: the wife and I took the kids down to this game from NYC. Nats fans are unreal. Without exception, every fan and employee here has been friendly to us and nice to our kids, despite the four of us being decked out in blue and orange. And, when Syndergaard got hurt, there was polite applause and…

The obvious replacement at leadoff is Trea Turner, who is excellent. This injury hurts them at the bottom of the order, but remember, they had Danny Espinosa batting 8th last season.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

I feel like I can say with total confidence that literally no black person on that train (“rap minstrel” or otherwise) said:

*sigh*

TL;DR: NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

Suddenly, a wild hip hop appeared!

Every time I read the phrase “African-Americans” I inserted what I felt like he was really saying in my head.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

I feel you my dude, but it’s Lou Williams’ fault he jumps. Those Harden foul calls are hot bullshit, but if you’re pump-faked into the air, you will invariably suffer the consequences. Larry Bird, Reggie Miller, Mike Jordan, and dozens of others are in the HOF for, among other reasons, getting their defenders to bite…

Excuse me...but is that a short sleeve suit?

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

Two things. First, the best thing to happen to the Bulls all year was to draw the Celtics. Rondo is playing like it’s personal and he hasn’t played like this in four years. Second, the Celtics should have traded for Paul George. Josh Eberly on Twitter I think said it’s very difficult to win a series when you don’t…

I’m maybe (actually, “probably”) giving Barkley too much credit here, but I took his comments to mean “we shouldn’t be sitting here looking in at his grief. It’s wrong, this guy needs to be with his family, not thrust into being a spectacle for thousands in person, and millions on TV.” Which is how I felt. Maybe he…

Did Gordon Hayward just come from a GQ shoot?

You know what I would do if I had a net worth of $29 billion?

Any fucking thing I wanted.

Which of those rings did get for resigning Melo, trading for Drose and giving Noah a laughably awful contract?