I was at the game, hoping for history that Russ would get triple double number 42 on the year and beat Big O’s record. And I have to say, he really does have very, very little NBA-caliber help on that team. Westbrook himself had a pretty terrible game but the Suns just looked much smoother offensively (67 percent…

That last sentence. Those recommended stories. Cruel.

Honestly, I don’t understand the uproar. 7 people were killed by US missiles yesterday. We even gave their allies warning before launching them.

While I’m certainly not itching for World War 3, I’m a little sympathetic to some people who see this as a preferable alternative to the previous Syria policy of “Maybe Assad will get bored of killing his own people?” even if it risks larger problems.

There’s not going to be a war. What happened was this: Assad stupidly went full Saddam and committed an atrocity that the West couldn’t just ignore, Trump saw an opportunity to gain back political points(the Repubs are struggling in a KANSAS election, ffs), Putin will make noise but is happy to see his puppet get back…

At least we still have Verlander and Upton.

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

Raptors took two last year, and they are arguably better this year.

A terrible NBA owner and a New York lawyer get into an argument. Who’s the asshole?

Over the past four years, Pelfrey had a record of 15-37 with a 4.97 ERA with the Minnesota Twins and Detroit Tigers; his performance was worth 0.3 wins above replacement in that time.

Task: Analyze and evaluate a Bill Simmons quotation.

That Bill Simmons entry was cringeworthy, even by his “standards”.

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

This is point truthering and I will not stand for it.

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.