This just makes me want to watch the 1st Brendan Fraser one again.

Ashley Feinberg is a national fucking treasure.

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

This is point truthering and I will not stand for it.

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

I hate Lebron, but he would take this guy’s lunch money. Weak ass take bro.

What cracks me up about this argument is that Lebron would be able to handle the Bad Boy Pistons better than damn near anyone in the history of basketball. So, sure, they might put him on his ass a time or two. He’d also frustrate the shit out of them because he’s just bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than…

You’re right. There were three steps:

Why would you want someone to commit a possibly injury inducing foul? It seems to me you very much enjoyed the Piston style of shitass play. You’re a fucking idiot.

Your private parts never really belong to you when men want to look at them, after all.

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

Thank God we were able to watch his video and not the other two people recording who were clearly in portrait.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

Hey, remember when Gawker did pretty much the same damn thing and it was “ok” by everyone at Gizmodo? How’s this any different?

It’s not just that the Wolves beat the Warriors, Clippers, and Wizards in the past week, but Rubio thoroughly outplayed Wall, Paul, and Curry in those games*. Like beat the pants off of them. If you only saw those three games you would assume that RR is the best PG in the league.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.