I don't know how but we're getting Burr in Charlotte at a 400-seat venue 2/8. For me, that'll be Chappelle (2/3 Columbia, SC) and Burr within 5 days of each other, with Big Jay and Maron as bookends in a 21-day span. The South is coming around.

I have to declare a dead heat between The Monitor and Separation Sunday. I'm sorry. That's just how it is.

After reading both the dealmaker and dealbreaker articles, I realize that I am much more interested in what makes someone loathe, rather than adore, another. That makes me sad.

Alright, here's how TD should have ended. Everyone dies and no one knows about it. The killer can't kill anymore. Marty is redeemed because what started as repaying a debt to Rust has turned into genuine righteousness. And Rust, who initially thought man should stop breeding and die out, has sacrificed his own life…

Bingo.

Hootie. SC.