Agreed. I honestly felt bad for Simu Liu, he looked really uncomfortable. 

An offscreen one at that.  If he’s dead I’ll eat his shirt.

I think this panel from Grant Morrison’s Flex Mentallo is a decent response to this nihilistic nonsense.

GOTTA MOVE FASTER AROUND HERE, SON!

There's finally an article perfect for the slideshow function and YOU DON'T FUCKING USE IT!!!

I was recently at Disneyland, and it really is kind of striking how weird the older rides are. Like, Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean are just chock full of stuff you’d never see from Disney now. Disembodied heads, pirates trying to rape wenches, Johnny Depp...

Won’t fight you on that.  Benson\Stabler would be a horrible couple.  There is a lot of codependency going on there.  Genuinely hope they won’t go down that road.  Those two kissing would be a little “ewwwww” in my book. Almost incestual in a way. 

The only counterpoint they deserve.

This could be me being naïve about how showbiz works, but I wonder why the producers can’t just make them cut it out and be professional.

Jim Jordan was there also, so if anybody was willing to give a pass to someone trying to slip into a minor, it’s him.

Killing a dog doesn’t make her evil. Michael kicked a dog into the sun on The Good Place and he’s the architect of Eleanor and Chidi’s heaven. That reminds me, I really need to finish watching season one.

*sighs* What a dumb article. Buffalo Bill isn’t any kind of trans, in fact I’d be surprised if he had a sexuality or gender identity at all, as those terms conventionally are defined. He is a psychotic killer who happened to find a narrative. If he were religious he’d have picked a religious narrative. If he’d played…

Really nearly all fiction sucks according to this line of thinking.

I’m not sufficiently invested in Ghostbusters to feel proprietorial about either approach to the franchise extensions (the old movies were fine and also rife with things that don’t work) but on balance, I do agree insofar as the reboot had some sort of comedic vision. I can’t pretend that I thought it was particularly…

They wanted to provide that authentic stumbling around with a paint can stuck on head, foot shoved into a bucket DC experience.

The remake of Gaslight already came out and you don’t remember it because you’re losing your mind.

I think it’s time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let’s AHHHH MY KNEE

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It looks like you’re a Vikings fan who’s forgotten his place! Can this help?