Yeah he’s not from here so he can not make good movie like we do

The fundamental problem is that he already made the self-referrential “this is the story of how I make Clerks” movie, and it was called Zach and Miri Make a Porno.

Motion carried *bangs gavel*

Thunderbolts are typically crooks either pretending to go good or being forced to a la Suicide Squad. Dark Avengers would be whatever Val is building with John Walker and Yelena.

They’re building both the Dark Avengers and Young Avengers right in plain sight, so... that? Along with maybe the Marvel Knights, since that got hinted at in the Eternals post-credit?

I mean, considering that everyone’s reaction to the project being announced was utter confusion about what level of kayfabe this was existing on, exactly, to the point where they needed to put in text before the movie opened stating that this is a movie that’s apparently fallen through a dimensional portal and is…

I think that may very well be the first time “The Spot” and “formidable” were uttered in the same sentence in all of human history.

They missed such an opportunity to both establish Loki being genderfluid and for a funny line in the moment where Loki’s describing Sylvie to the other variants and he uses “female” as a descriptive adjective.

He looks like half of Dave Grohl

velociraptors that can be directed by a laser pointer

“Saying magic words because I think it’ll make impossible shit happen” is the core tenet of crypto

Is Johanna an ancestor or descendant or relative of John Constantine? Because those words all mean different things, and you seem to have picked the one that implies that John Constantine will be born some time after 2021.

Isn’t making people see things against their will his speciality

I mean, if you made it a season and a half in, you know what it is. If that thing is not for you, then it’s not.

Probably unwise in this case, as the ride’s in LA

Hmm yes here I am, John Q. Gamedeveloper, I think I’ll make a game about tanks going pew pew at each other

Follow your leader, nazi

That said, her preamble -- “years ago, you served with my father in the Clone Wars” -- is now a bit weird, since she has a more recent and more personal connection to draw upon when making her appeal.

It’s simpler than you think: it’s an AMAZINGLY good movie.

Am I really the only person who thinks it’s nice that the Iron Giant got to hang out with Superman? That’s his hero! He got to meet Superman!