It takes a *lot* of work to come off like the bigger shithead when in competition with Blizzard employees, so I guess you gotta respect Asmongold’s work ethic.

I’m a bit sad they’re going so far afield from actual history for this season, becuse the actual coup (which went off much too easily to be properly dramatic) still had some pretty funny moments.

I don’t know why, but for some reason I’ve never been able to suspend disbelief for Y. It didn’t work for me in the comics, either. I’ve just got part of my brain screaming “all the worker bees dropped dead and the queens starved to death within days, there’s an unpreventable mass ecological die-off coming and nothing…

Yeah, I’m pretty not surprised that Microsoft was in no mood to make crashing into stuff cool and/or fun.

Oh, nooooooo, this sounds awful.

I’m genuinely surprised that they’re not getting to Meghan and Harry, as when that happened I thought the show had inadvertently been given its perfect ending.

This is

“It shouldn’t come as a shock that Shelby’s mere presence was enough to throw grown men into hysterics...” Well, that’s not exactly true, is it?

The job of a trailer is to show you what the movie is going to be like, so you can decide if you want to see it. If the movie is a comedy, the trailer will be lighthearted and have jokes in it.

Ah yes, because when I think “sequel to one of the most quintessentially New York comedies of all time”, what I absolutely want is an over-serious reverent drama set in the Midwest.

Going through a waterfall is not actually impressive, and the back of one looks just like the front. The Jungle Cruise is a crap ride with bad visuals. That’s the joke.

Walt famously flipped shit at his own children for hiding in the ride to startle tourists, because they were breaking the immersion, and the animatronics were stunning... for their time. Which was 60 years ago.

Depends on the skipper, but shockingly, it is approved. The story of why Disney allowed the Jungle Cruise to become the self-parody it is today has, to the best of my knowledge, never been told -- and that’s a shame, because I imagine it’s interesting. What was the thought process the first time an employee just…

He made that movie already! It was called Zack and Miri Make a Porno!

You’re misreading the movie. She’s not already smart because she knows a lot about fashion, she’s already smart, period. Fashion is just what she likes, so she’s focused on it. When she decides to focus on law instead, she gets good at that rapidly, because she is still smart.

The level of difficulty will be higher? The original had one of the lowest winrates of any game show of all time, due to the fact that they didn’t actually have the budget for that many grand prizes.

Y’know how I know you didn’t actually watch the movie?

LMM is *going* to punch his EGOT ticket with a Disney song, goddammit.

Ah good, I see that we’ve reached the Company Towns stage of capitalism running completely out of control. We should be at Violent Worker Revolts and Labor Union Resurgence in... twenty years? I just wanna mark my calendar.

Ambien will absolutely make you do dumb shit. My personal highlight remains the morning I woke up to discover a confirmation email from Amazon, telling me the literal case of astronaut ice cream I’d ordered was on the way.