And:

Mercedes AMG G-Wagen.  It only exists to be the most obviously expensive Mercedes on the market and the only people who buy them do it to show off that they are rich  (or pretending to be)

Neither one is worth the price. There's are many better cars and photos available for less.  

No love for Mr. Two?

Buy a car with the best theft deterrent on the market.

Connecticut. Where the rule is "keep left except to pass". 

Camry.  Because 99% of things with of road packages never go off road anyway.

I’m just amazed the airlines never realized how much they could charge everyone else for NOT sitting next to someone else's kids.  And I say that as a parent.

One from the driver's seat.

Chevy suburban.

I tried to buy a fun color when I got my GTI. No matter what the manufacturers website says most dealers stock black, white and various shades of grey. They order what most people will accept not what some people really want

Toyota Avalon.

Why oh why can’t it have a rear wiper? Same for the Hyundai? 

Renault. In the US. And that was after having a Peugot. I’m scarred for life and still look at ad for a DS21 when my spouse isn’t home...

Not surprised. The Times is still a Manhattan paper where cars are painted black or yellow and something you ride in not enjoy. Why don’t the Detroit Free Press or LA Times have car blogs? Those cities should care a lot more about cars than New York...

Spare tires. Fill size would be nice but I’d take a donut over the can of snot and cheapo inflator manufacturers are allowed to provide now. If your tire gets ripped open by highway debris on a busy expressway on a summer weekend...   Good luck!

I have one of each, minivan and Miata. If the question involves a long interstate drive with people, stuff including 2 kayaks and a large dog then Miata is definitely not the answer - save that for the solo or 2 person mountain road weekend!

I had an 05 Legacy GT wagon with the 5 speed. If it’s been willing to spend too keep it running and feed it tires and premium fuel if be in the red even if it sold at over 18k

At this point any color that isn’t is black/white/grey or a metallic variant is a good thing. Don’t shame the brave few who dare and fail, shame the cowardly masses who don't try.

Jeep. They make one good vehicle (Wrangler) but 99% of those barely see gravel roads much less of road and are awful for what people use them for (errands and commuting).  The rest are generic crossovers.