Swiss army knives suck. The handle is too big to use as a knife and most of the other tools are useless. OK the corkscrew works but for buzz to weight ratio I’m packing whiskey and a Gerber paraframe. It cuts and cuts well.

The capital beltway is a congealed mess off honking anger every day. Even if a protest shut it down how would you tell?

I don’t agree with the anti COVID protests but if this was in the US making their protests illegal would mean making black lives matter protests illegal - and vice versa.

The problem is that we don't have enough traffic.  Before COVID the roads in the northeast we're so congested it was almost impossible to go fast enough for a fatal collision even if you drove an old PoS like a yahoo without a seatbelt.  Cut gas prices, kill mass transit and don't let people work from home - lives…

The difference between the wilderness and a truck stop is that the wilderness shouldn't have big trucks belching diesel fumes in it.  The only saving grace of this monstrosity is that it is so slow and miserable nobody will want to drive it to the wilderness.  They will park it out back, show it to their friends and…

We got the same storm in Massachusetts and it was Monday before the ice released its death grip on the roof of my car.  How exactly would you get it off without removing my paint and/or sheet metal?

You forgot:

Yeah. Vacuum sucks.

Totally agree about the b5 Passat. Version 1 looked awesome especially as a wagon - the rest on the sedan was awkward. A clean elegant design. The facelift ruined the front and left the sedan’s rear unchanged.

Good advice but not relevant. The spray covered all the oncoming lanes.  Slowing down and moving over isn't realistic and shouldn't have been needed.  OTOH this is why you're stuck behind a plow driving 30 mph...

+11. Knobs are good, levers are better and touch screens suck. Especially when you're wearing thick gloves but why would you need heat then?

Go***mn you tubers....

What in the fifty five flavors of f***?

Every BMW.  In the driver's seat!

This looks like a Rolls had a one night stand with a London taxicab and this is their bastard love child.  And I too would have hooked up a washer fluid line to the hood ornament.

I enjoy the show but am having trouble understanding why anyone - regardless of gender or orientation- would want their spouse to be “more like Jeremy Clarkson.”  It’s like complaining that you wish your old Fiat was less reliable or your Reliant Robin was tippier...

Airbags.

Jaguar E type hearse from Harold and Maude.

One your mom is driving because you don't have your license yet

The T is hurting- ridership is way below pre COVID and traffic is worse than ever - so it’s bleeding money. It needs every penny it can get to keep going, catch up on maintenance and expand service. As a frequent rider I can see lowering fares but would rather see more service to underserved areas