F350 quad cab. Wait- actually it sucks but nobody seems to care.

240 gallon fuel tank at 10 mpg plus running a generator for all that crap lasts you how many days after civilization collapses? Meanwhile what about anyone who wants to enjoy nature without a huge ass truck parked in front of it?

Because Florida.

2 fouls. Crown Vics were built in Canada and what PD used 90s Roadmasters for patrol cars?

Camry.

This thing is obscene. 9 MPG so a couple retirees can look tough at an RV park? And for the record, in the wilderness you’re supposed to sweat, swat bugs, and shit in the woods. That’s what’s makes it not a hotel.

I still have the'99 NB I bought new.  I love how simple and direct it is.  It's also a car that forgives a bad driver and rewards a good one - few can do both.

A late model Peugeot at the airport parking in Newark NJ around 2010.  Only recognized it because my parents had a Peugeot when I was little.  The driver said he worked for Peugeot...

Roll up your windows!

I want a GTI with that paint job.  Not as good as Kia's but better than silver!

Just wait until a SpaceX rocket heads for a traffic light!

GTI variant? Pleez?

Don’t floor it in a rear wheel drive car during heavy rain

We had a 404 when I was a kid. In the US. It wouldn’t start in the rain... My mom called the French embassy and they said, “Mais oui madame, Peugeots are great cars in the desert. Here we drive Mercedes."

Skip the clippers. Use a Dremel tool and sand them. Much easier to remove a little at a time and no sharp edges.  Also better to do little trims frequently with lots of positive reinforcement.

Doesn’t count but my wife pushed me to buy our Miata 20 years ago and wants to use it whenever possible and my daughter said I have to keep it running for her to drive...

1. Their last name is Trump

This should have been a 5 word post: don’t do what Trump does.

The most amazing thing is that the Alfa mechanicals were "fully operational"!

Soft Cell only covered "Tainted Love". The original has a very different meaning. But nobody could know which one you're humming.