Back then didn't everything have louvers and a t-top?  How is this not a malaise Camaro with less power and a squishier suspension?

I was hoping for a full-on testarossa widebody kit a la Miami Vice ☹️

One cannot blaspheme if one does not, deep down, believe in God.  This is the bastard offspring of Bondo and severe myopia.

Doesn’t look like the Fairmont we knew and loathed in the USA but lived on as the fox-platform Mustang. More like a UK Corrina with a special name? No idea who thought Ford Fairmont sounded special...

Most mid-engined cars don’t look that good. Even Ferraris - their front engine cars just have better proportions. The bigger the engine is the worse it gets; Fieros and MR2s don’t look so bad but Paganis are butt ugly. Maybe it’s because most of us are used to front engine cars...

Its a truck that’s also a backhoe, but it isn’t a truck because it can't carry stuff and if you need a backhoe why not just go buy.... I dunno, a backhoe? Other than being built of unobtanium and not yellow how is this anything but a backhoe?

But could a Kitten catch a Robin? 

Why would you want a car with two steering wheels no matter what brand they were?

Not sure if this counts as a backfire but:

This has been an issue on PixelC tablets for years. I had to do two factory resets losing all data. I ultimately gave up, turnedoff tge pin, removed as many sensitive apps as I could and no longer let it leave my house.  That barely works for a tablet.

We bought 3 of our last 5 cars - all new - from female salespeople. All 3 women were well informed, opened with a good price, and conducted the sale efficiently. One brought a car to our house so my wife could test drive it when we had a newborn. Of the two men, one was ok and one was hopeless - he lost the keys while…

You’re wrong-there is only one way to write: clearly. If your target audience can’t understand what you’re trying to say them you’re doing it wrong. That might mean using technical jargon in a scientific document or simple words in a children’s book. It could mean using slang or dog whistles so only your target…

We had a 404 when I was a kid. It would never start in the rain - they did all their testing in North Africa. You could also put the jack handle into a socket under the radiator and crank start it.... My mom tried getting someone to help her start the car that way in late 1960s America and they thought she was high.

So I get to look like a jerk and provide free babysitting for a stranger's kid in addition to being squeezed into a a space that isn't big enough and waiting for my one tiny pretzel?  Sounds like that's worth holding onto. 

Wrong. Antennas are shorter now because pop songs are much shorter than they were in the 1970s. You only need a 31 inch antenna for interminable guitar solos. This is also why classical music sounds like crap on a car stereo - you’d need an antenna as long as a semi trailer to pick up a full symphony.

Forget the turbo stickers. Why did they steal the hood scoop off a Dodge Charger and attach it to the hood with double sided tape? Is a fart can exhaust optional?

The Chevrolet Corvette is the slowest car sold in America. Forget the specs and track tests - every see one doing more than 70 on the road?  GM could take the innards out of half the engineer and most owners wouldn't notice.

Wow. If only they made a grill that cost less and didn’t drain your battery before your ribs were done. Oh wait, it's called a Weber.

Wow. If only they made a grill that cost less and didn’t drain your battery before your ribs were done. Oh wait,…

As another former server- when they finish eating see if they want the check - and if they do, bring it! The last thing your table thought about you before opening their wallet shouldn’t be ‘where the hell has my server been for the last 15 minutes?’.  You're not rushing me- my movie/play/sitter/life is.

If you don’t care what you put in it, it’s a truck.