When the answer isn’t Miata (and in a Michigan winter it probably isn’t) go Subaru.  Find an Impreza hatch with a stick, no turbo so you stay cheap and tell yourself you’re driving a slow car fast.

First, not everyone gets better. Some die.

Also Jeremy Clarkson...

Is that the Mystery Machine?

So it’s not as good as a GTI but it’s got a trunk like a 3 series. Only dweebs and dead people ride in the trunk. The sedan should die, not for lard-assed suvs but for kick ass wagond. I want a GTI variant or to win the lottery and be able to buy an RS6 Avant!

Michigan vehicle solutions seems to be in search of a problem

How would you make a self driving electric pod joyful?

Tool. Worse than BMW drivers who put fake German plates on their cars that were built in South Carolina.  Besides, a Cygnet is a young swan - also known as an ugly duckling that will rust before it grows up to be a DB11.

Glacier gloves fingerless windblock fleece gloves.  Because there is more to touch than screens.

Glacier gloves fingerless windblock fleece gloves.  Because there is more to touch than screens.

This is silly. The leash doesn’t matter- the collar does. Use a halti head collar and trying a bit of twine to it would suffice.

This is silly. The leash doesn’t matter- the collar does. Use a halti head collar and trying a bit of twine to it…

A Forrester with a 350ci swap.....  How could something so won't feel so right?

Cause you don’t need a left show when driving? Did Jalopnik just equate driving a manual with bad parenting??

Good thing it wasn’t a dog (https://splinternews.com/the-new-york-subway-has-become-a-totalitarian-anti-dog-1827688315)

1. Get up early and eat breakfast quickly. Start your day at the most popular attraction - everything will fill up by 10.

If you can’t shag in the back it isn’t a van.

I bought a Legacy GT wagon with a stick. All 12 of us in the USA who bought them loved them but I can see why Subaru isn’t exactly itching to give us another shot of fast wagon love.

Tough is Scott Glenn . If he told you he’d do something, it was as good as done. Old Toyota pickups are the Scott Glenn of trucks. Now trucks want to be like Vin Diesel and show off their pecs instead of doing something useful. If you want to drive something that looks angry buy a Prius.

If it can’t carry a big dog behind the rear seat it isn’t a wagon. The previous V60 failed. Hope this one does better.

See here for an explanation of the origin of the Cars universe

Give some credit- weren’t Mass tags green on white many years ago? That would be +1 for retro, -100 for thinking....