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God bless theaters with assigned seats. Already purchased tickets for Saturday afternoon, and no need to bum rush the line to get a good seat.

“I just wanted to mention the name so it gets in there, so it’s something people can use,” he said. “And sometimes that’s what I can do for things that come out of Legends. I could create just another Captain with some name there or I could put someone like Pellaeon in play.”

This trope belongs in a museum!

Just having the Defenders look up at the massive disk/portal thing. (Except Matt, because he doesn’t need to).

So much to unpack. My main concern is that the ultimate downfall of Thanos will be something stupid a la “Both are mom’s names are Martha!!” Hopefully I’m wrong. But clearly he gets the infinity gauntlet completed and when he does, there is nothing more powerful than him in the universe, if my understanding is

You can still tell which sections were done by Whedon :/

“Keanu Reeves was being considered for the role before passing.”

Nah, all they needed to do was add the Wonder Twins and Krypto and the movie woulda of went from mediocre to great.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

Well, see Germain, when a Mother Box and a Father Box really love each other, they can make Baby Boxes. These Mother Boxes were just looking to settle down in the ‘burbs and were really calling out to Father Boxes, but stupid Steppenwolf answered instead. Sort of like that asshole who always swipes right. So now the

“Some sort of Legion... of Doom.” Then Black Manta pops up and says “I’ve got a giant base that looks like my head.”

I hope Chopper zaps you in the dick for that comment

I actually don’t want to see Ashoka again.

Last line of the show: “How about we all vacay on Alderaan this year? Ashoka and Thrawn too!”

Hey if this results in their fanbase actually practicing personal hygiene, then we all win.

Michael Bay...Dora the Explorer...BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ALL

STILL TOO SOON

...wait.

It’s important to note that she also taught Gilly to read, later leading to her discovering Rhaegar and Lyanna’s secret marriage (even though Samwell totally ignored her at the time)